The day has finally come. I have scored my first points in my 2011 Celebrity Death Pool after 12 agonizing months of almost finishing pointless.
In other shocking world news, Great Leader Kim Jong-il, has allegedly perished from this Earth. Although he has been known to have faked his death before, it seems like the real deal this time. Although, he could just be in an underground bunker with Saddam, Ghadaffi, and Mubarak waiting for their time to take over.
Initial reports say that stocks of Hennessy have dropped dramatically and machines and other various items in North Korea has been widely un-looked at.
Anyway, I am deeply saddened by the loss of one of the most interesting men to have ever graced this planet. Born immaculately, died suspiciously. Be sure to check out my posts dedicated to the one and only Kim Jong-il, or participate in next year’s death pool.